【funny but meaningful】

绝对英文经典!!
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Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
3 n- ^% U6 |5 Z1 F6 E钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
One should love animals. They are so tasty.
$ {, S8 G3 I; w, h+ Y每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
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: n! L) U/ h) g: MSave water. Shower with your girlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡.

$ C2 e/ V6 G& j+ OLove the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
& A! L6 Z7 F3 a1 I* q+ y4 g要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
9 w* {/ c: x& k/ @) ^Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个女人。

" U: W! J6 \2 T( i6 dEvery man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
: M2 S; s: D' Q" F再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
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The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.

! {) l5 e$ f) { dSuccess is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
8 ^- Y% h: f: E: v( K8 O/ W成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚（联系）
Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
; d6 Z2 Q! } ]9 RLove is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
9 m! H) o2 o }爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养. （老外也保守，要摸黑办事，哈哈）
' ^, }! E; ^4 F; y+ w/ H# w+ G& LChildren in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
9 f% p5 D0 Z$ V; O- m" c/ u9 x后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.

6 c7 I4 U! a' [: S* b7 V Z“Your future depends on your dreams.“ So go to sleep. )
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来“,所以还是再睡一会吧.
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There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
2 l9 J9 L' A9 i* y# {应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
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( k( r$ R5 z3 G9 A“Hard work never killed anybody.“ But why take the risk? “
1 ~( y9 h$ k0 D& X5 h8 m, G; ^' w) A努力工作不会导致死亡!“不过我不会用自己去证明.

+ I6 |7 [) J" v2 T. U5 y2 e“Work fascinates me.“ I can look at it for hours! “
+ C6 @& l7 ?2 d, K" q工作好有意思耶!“尤其是看着别人工作.
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% S. g2 z: b2 C0 jGod made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地.

When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
+ b$ O. e" ?6 q; f3 J" K两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
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! y l# f9 \& ?- q$ K; U6 @5 yA dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
6 j' _# x, o. V服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看.
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& H) b* H+ s6 s- J6 e1 D7 G) uThe more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
4 J; o8 g7 ^' H3 A8 _学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少, 为什么学来着?!